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Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML


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On 05/16/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Female Struggles (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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That's really stupid, OP. You should always check that you know who's inside the car before you start talking. YDI.

#2 - On 05/17/2014 at 6:17am by cumberbunny

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Why would you say that to your mom??

#6 - On 05/17/2014 at 6:26am by icnburbbygrl

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