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Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the "Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats" yearbook award. My best friend said, "They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh". Someone else added, "It's still pretty likely, though". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41042) - you deserved it (3988)

On 05/02/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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You won't die alone OP, you'll have many cats with you

#2 - On 05/02/2014 at 6:27pm by CommanderCman1

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You clearly need new friends OP... Friends should help and not be too quick to make things worse than they already are... Keep you chin up!

#1 - On 05/02/2014 at 6:25pm by thatnucca

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