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Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML


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On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Well its definetly not your fault i have a growth hormone disorder im 17 and only 4'11

#1 - On 04/21/2014 at 10:18am by vehementbitch

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Great things come in small packages op...

#2 - On 04/21/2014 at 10:19am by DayoRasta

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