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Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32597) - you deserved it (10400)

On 04/13/2014 at 9:32pm - misc - by ohmygod582 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Ahhhh the troubles of alcoholism.

#7 - On 04/14/2014 at 2:09am by krundale

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I think you really overreacted, OP. There are better and more calm ways to react to this situation.

#8 - On 04/14/2014 at 2:12am by mydumblifesucks

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