Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40654) - you deserved it (3157)
On 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - United Kingdom (Wirral)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I…
booboo300 also deserved itToday, it's the last day of my sign language class. At the end of the class, my teacher…
#1 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:32pm by PrincessCastiel
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+127 | 25
I guess his party started a little earlier...
#2 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:35pm by Saywat145
+104 | 15
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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