Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
by as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker / 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm / United Kingdom (Wirral) / Miscellaneous
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#1 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:32pm by PrincessCastiel
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I guess his party started a little earlier...
#2 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:35pm by Saywat145
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