By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
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Saywat145 17

I guess his party started a little earlier...

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Saywat145 17

I guess his party started a little earlier...

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ea247 20

Oh that sucks OP i hope you dad at lest is willing to pay for the damages happy birthday btw

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Poppy8127 15

This reminds me of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond when Frank drove his car into Ray's house

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Poppy8127 15

I don't see why OP has YDI's. How does anyone deserve that?

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Jessj958 19

Because some people are just assholes! I don't understand that either.

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Mauskau 35

Sometimes I misclick or select one when scrolling.. perhaps that's where they come from as you can't unselect your vote.

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keirissleepy 10

least a birthday you will never forget

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ThomasBombadil 31

or hopefully someday laugh about. My dad hit the fire hydrant on our corner drunk, New Years Eve 1977. Snapped it off clean as a whistle. Unlike the movies, water did not go shooting straight up like a geyser. I was in the passenger seat and he asked me to say I was driving. Sort of a future FML. We laugh about it now, a lot. Good luck OP.

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kamryno 22

There's no better present than having your dad drunkenly drive through your garage door!

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warsun 27

Yes there is. Your grandfather doing that

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91hayek 31

Like a stripper coming out of a cake, but instead with more horse power and family participation.

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RenbewDesh 9

You BETTER make him pay for that!

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10showgirl 16

Your dad really knows how to make an entrance!

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