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Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40614) - you deserved it (3154)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - United Kingdom (Wirral)

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...Happy Birthday!!

#1 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:32pm by PrincessCastiel

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I guess his party started a little earlier...

#2 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:35pm by Saywat145

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