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Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML


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On 04/05/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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If it's so loud that you can hear from the next house, maybe you can call the police for a noise violation...? That's a thing, right?

#4 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:36pm by zxglle6382

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Still better than justin beiber

#1 - On 04/05/2014 at 8:34pm by pratikp03

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