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Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70261) - you deserved it (6546)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!

#3 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:04pm by ombrelle

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Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.

#4 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:04pm by Carnivaldead

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