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Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
Guess the dumb bitch can take herself to the prom, then.
Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.
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