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Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40050) - you deserved it (3069)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

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Tell him if he keeps it up your parents will eat him

#1 - On 03/25/2014 at 1:04am by bigtaytay

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Act the part! Put on some fangs and a cape. You could have so much fun with your neighbor.

#2 - On 03/25/2014 at 1:04am by minauto

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