Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML

by Vampprobs / 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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  • Tell him if he keeps it up your parents will eat him

    #1 - On 03/25/2014 at 1:04am by bigtaytay

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  • Act the part! Put on some fangs and a cape. You could have so much fun with your neighbor.

    #2 - On 03/25/2014 at 1:04am by minauto

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