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Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9955) - you deserved it (32862)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

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Hope you learned a lesson. You shouldn't judge your teachers by rumor anyway. Most people, if they get an A, think the teacher rocks, if they don't get the grade they want, the teacher is horrible.

#8 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:04pm by FeelMuchBetter

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Screw it. Ask her out.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 1:50pm by what?

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