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Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6250) - you deserved it (17987)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

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