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Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML


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On 03/09/2014 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

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Wow, damn girl. Settle down there. Some girls are just bitches or think to highly of themselves... Pity that's how some people are today. Either way you aren't actually at fault for anything OP, so you have nothing to worry about.
And the worst is when girls act that way and aren't even that hot...

#2 - On 03/09/2014 at 8:43pm by boating_guy

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Neither of them seem very familiar with books.

#4 - On 03/09/2014 at 8:46pm by metallica_wins

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