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Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16204) - you deserved it (36879)

On 02/24/2014 at 4:36am - misc - by I hate Walmart???? - United States (North Carolina)

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On the bright side, it didn't steal your money like nearly every vending machine I've encountered

#1 - On 02/24/2014 at 11:47am by zachthesadcat

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Thereʻs no good way to break this to you. Youʻre one of the People of WalMart.

#5 - On 02/24/2014 at 11:51am by AshleaJstudent

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