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Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (47764)

On 02/20/2014 at 4:20pm - misc - by time to lawyer up (man) - United States (Texas)

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Well, what the hell did you expect? A thank you card and flowers?

#2 - On 02/20/2014 at 6:37pm by askullnamedbilly

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next time keep your comments to yourself

#6 - On 02/20/2014 at 6:39pm by Dodge4x4Ram

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