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Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
I think I'd have stopped helping her after the first time. And definitely by the second!
Fool you once, shame on her. Fool you twice, shame on you. Anything after two is just taking advantage of you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015