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Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33783) - you deserved it (4110)

On 02/18/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by undineA (man) - Greece (Thessaloniki)

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I think I'd have stopped helping her after the first time. And definitely by the second!

#1 - On 02/18/2014 at 7:45pm by botanistjessica

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Fool you once, shame on her. Fool you twice, shame on you. Anything after two is just taking advantage of you.

#4 - On 02/18/2014 at 7:49pm by peve3

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