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Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML
Just don't try it while you're driving. You might pass out and hit someone...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015