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Today, my husband cracked a "rectum? damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML
Never heard that one before, i'll have to add that to my...arsenal of jokes.
I WANT people to make jokes at my funeral! No one will be allowed to wear black or cry.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015