Today, my husband cracked a "rectum? damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML

by shanti / 02/16/2014 at 12:30pm / Miscellaneous

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  • Never heard that one before, i'll have to add that to my...arsenal of jokes.

    #3 - On 02/16/2014 at 1:49pm by HowieDoIt

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  • I WANT people to make jokes at my funeral! No one will be allowed to wear black or cry.

    #17 - On 02/16/2014 at 1:59pm by rosha267

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