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Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37560) - you deserved it (9030)

On 01/19/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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at least you will have fresh breath for a week... or two

#1 - On 01/19/2014 at 7:41pm by xXKGBxBRIXx

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at least you won't need to buy breath mints for a while

#3 - On 01/19/2014 at 7:43pm by badgrandpa

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