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Today, I hacked into my best friend's Facebook account to message my mother about organizing a surprise party for myself for my 21st. She ignored the message for two days before replying, "I don't think so. No one would really show up and I think that would hurt her feelings." FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 6:45am - misc - by nolovefor21 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I'm not surprised that no one would show up for your birthday party. You apparently invade the privacy of your friends. YDI.

#2 - On 01/16/2014 at 2:01pm by chuka81

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well I guess its time to organize your own birthday party :)

#1 - On 01/16/2014 at 2:01pm by meirginsburg18

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