left out
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Spencer, United States
Waitressing blues
Today, I sang "Happy Birthday" to my best friend. Sadly, it was while waitressing at work, where they were having a celebration I hadn't been invited to in the first place. FML
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your_ma 27
I'm not sure you're really best friends...
XSeraphinX 18
Is the person aware you're best friends?
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your_ma 27
I'm not sure you're really best friends...
HowAreYouToday 34
no, op *clearly* said best friend. learn to read lmao.
thief1434 23
#10 please be sarcasm, please be sarcasm.
Wizardo 34
#12 The community hoped that #10 was using sarcasm, the use of asterisks and the acronym 'lmao' determined that to be a lie.
HowAreYouToday 34
actually that was sarcasm. petition to make a new symbol to place around text to make it seem sarcastic
adrianh1090 12
"Sarcastic"
Kamon97 23
It wouldn't have mattered anyway because OP had to work maybe her friends knew that
Rainhawk94 27
FAIL
soccerstar1996 18
#10 were you force fed a bottle of stupid juice?
cactusdesu 15
There is one. It's called a sarcmark, but it's copyrighted by the guy who invented it so you have to buy it in order to use it.
TheCrispyCat 20
Doesn't #10 have to be stupid somewhere else?
Lichinamo 33
72, not until four.
thief1434 23
#71, I think you can use copyrighted/trademarked material without paying as long as you're not saying that you created it/you're not getting money off of it. Not too sure though. O.o
ABillOnFire 15
if they knew OP was working then OP wouldn't have made this post
incoherentrmblr 22
#39, that's what my icon, the backwards question mark aka snark, stands for...
CinderBrick 13
Sarcasm is lost on you
SailorSolaris 43
As long as you disclaimer it and don't take any money for it, yes, it's legal.
droidlover 14
Spit in the cake!!
BeepBeepSwerve 9
Yeah real civil >.>
TunaFireStarter 16
I feel like they would be able to see the spit if it was frosted ...
crackz12 10
What if her friend went there for dinner because she knew OP was working that shift and couldn't go out? What's the chances she tried to ditch her best friend and showed up at her job for dinner? And only to be met with hostility and a spit on cake. tisk tisk whos the bad friend here
smokecloud_ 37
I was thinking the same thing, 94. I'm a server and our hours often seem odd and erratic to people with "regular" jobs. Weekends are meaningless to us, we can't take off. Still love my job. :) Every night when I get off can be Saturday!
Drew90001 4
Aw. That's too bad. :(
Sports_guy3 28
^Nice use of a comment. Maybe they didn't invite you because you were working..?
Jessy_Ann18 7
You might not be her best friend... Sorry that sucks
JustinKirby 20
If they were best friends wouldn't they know OP worked there?
KK3137 31
I'm thinking perhaps they didn't invite him/her because they knew OP had to work, but figured they could go to the restaurant where OP works so he/she could still be present..
DEATHSNIGHTMARE 16
Exactly what i was Thinking. Nicely Done
XSeraphinX 18
Is the person aware you're best friends?
perdix 31
Does she even know your name?
truth_teller23 11
Yeah she has a name tag duh
perdix 31
#65, you do realize that at finer dining establishments, they don't use name tags?
Sports_guy3 28
Yeah. What's the point of a name tag if the waiter/waitress says, "Hello, my name is _____, and I'll be serving you today."
smokecloud_ 37
It is part of our spec at the Italian joint I work at to NOT say your name unless asked.
worldclassrager 41
Well you work there maybe that was the intention? Still an invention would have been nice...
worldclassrager 41
Invitation*
davidislost 11
Pfft, having your own invention is better ;D
worldclassrager 41
Agreed....lol
volkener12 1
Maybe she wanted to do something special with her "best" friend later one :/
rockne93 17
Maybe she knew you were working and that's why she had her birthday there?
VasNormandy 14
If that was the case, it'd still be really weird not to get an invite and be in on the idea of having the party at her work. Sounds like a bad friend, in my opinion.
SpicyDuck 22
My thoughts exactly!!
rockne93 17
No matter which way you spin it, it all sounds bad. F her life, right? Lol
SS 31
That's a rotten-food situation
JaneChemi_fml 21
please don't tell me that was you actually trying
Fuaaad1994 31
#9 should be a comedian, I'm in stitches.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Holy Jesus, that was quite literally the funniest attempt at being funny I have ever seen! Man... It takes a special kind of stupid to fail that hard
NashyzzleTheN 10
I can't take this comment seriously
zoegirl_455 30
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday you jerkkk Happy birthday to you!