Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (46366) - you deserved it (8724)
On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
wtf's life also sucksToday, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can…
reallythough also deserved itToday, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got…
Was the caller having a heart attack?
#1 - On 01/11/2014 at 6:48am by nikkon416
See in context
+355 | 11
#2 - On 01/11/2014 at 6:51am by shaytards
+265 | 9
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