Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks (49255) - you deserved it (4798)
On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
owl + bungee cord's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to…
give me an F also deserved itToday, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were…
Jesus Christ, that's scary.
#1 - On 01/07/2014 at 7:04pm by mmyoung979
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+259 | 14
At least she wasn't sacrificing you to Satan.
#5 - On 01/07/2014 at 7:05pm by ItsMeDiegoG
+199 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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