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Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49151) - you deserved it (4793)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Jesus Christ, that's scary.

#1 - On 01/07/2014 at 7:04pm by mmyoung979

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At least she wasn't sacrificing you to Satan.

#5 - On 01/07/2014 at 7:05pm by ItsMeDiegoG

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