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Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML
"Officer, somebody embedded an axe in my door and then peed in my underwear"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014