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Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42565) - you deserved it (2505)

On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Here's Johnny!

#1 - On 12/20/2013 at 8:01pm by Welshite

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"Officer, somebody embedded an axe in my door and then peed in my underwear"

#5 - On 12/20/2013 at 8:07pm by firebirds118

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