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Today, a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take for granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me lose track of time!" and ran off into the night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39604) - you deserved it (4443)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Even druggies get enlightenment.

#1 - On 12/20/2013 at 10:11am by Absoluezer0

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For some reason "ran off into the night" cracked me up. It just makes it seem that it was a mythic creature that you're not sure if you really saw or not

#8 - On 12/20/2013 at 10:15am by tacojauns

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