Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad...

By Sherressa - 02/12/2013 20:04 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

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By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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The cake was not a lie.

By Alex Knight - 07/11/2017 19:00

Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML

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Smash

By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By HappyBirthday - 28/05/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

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Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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By MJensen - 10/05/2016 21:57 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

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By Mr. Headshot - 25/04/2011 05:01

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

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emilycb93 12

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:29

Yum! Butberry cake.

silverhuntress 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:30

Awww! Poor lady!!! I just hope it wasn't her birthday...

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emilycb93 12

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:29

Yum! Butberry cake.

RustlingSoul 26

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:38

I want to hear the woman's reaction to finding her cake with a butt Imprinted in it.

acoustics 18

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:37

OP doesn't seem very observant. I wonder if there were other things before this that suffered the same fate as the cake.

Odis12 11

Tuesday 3 December 2013 13:19

Who transports a cake open? Hoping of course that it was under foil or plastic wrap.

gc327072 30

Tuesday 3 December 2013 17:03

"Butt?" "Bunt" "Bump?" "BUNT!" "…" "Ooohhhh it's a cake!"

nick3600 22

Wednesday 4 December 2013 20:46

Pooberry

silverhuntress 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:30

Awww! Poor lady!!! I just hope it wasn't her birthday...

awkwardloveannie 28

Tuesday 3 December 2013 8:46

op better hope it wasn't that womans birthday, candles up the butt isn't a pleasant feeling.

XSimpleDesignX 18

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:11

#75 are you speaking from experience?

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:29

LOL. At least the candles wouldn't be burning.

rachel_teee 9

Tuesday 3 December 2013 21:16

"Today, a random stranger opened my car door and sat on my birthday cake sitting beside me"

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:03

I would laugh so hard if it was my birthday and that happened...you know, after I realized I wasn't getting murdered.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:31

Pancake!!!

143amandaott 10

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:33

That's hilarious!!:)

a4s 8

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:35

So I guess there was no moment on the lips, just straight to the hips...

sempiternal80816 9

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:35

I didn't know they stacked it that high

Kiki242 19

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:37

Not the cake! :(

crimsonlover4 31

Tuesday 3 December 2013 6:07

Don't worry #10, the cake is a lie!

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:12

#68: Dang, you beat me to it!

Ecudaniel 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:38

well idk about you but if there is something as big as a cake on the seat ill be able to see it... specially if its on a box

lightanddark 17

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:39

at least it'll make a decent reason to kiss someone's butt...to lick off the icing

LowExpectations 30

Tuesday 3 December 2013 1:15

......... No...... Just... No....

Tali147 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:42

On the bright side, cake makes everything better!

SnuWolf 15

Monday 9 December 2013 12:06

Except the cake was just sat on. Don't think anyone will be eating that anytime soon.

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