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Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34498) - you deserved it (6646)

On 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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I guess you were robbed blind

#5 - On 11/25/2013 at 2:00am by samimarie199

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never fall asleep on public transport

#2 - On 11/25/2013 at 2:00am by CaliLoveFire

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