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Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML
You have an extra push to graduate, get a job and move out on your own ASAP, nobody has to know who your mom is and what she has done.
On other hand, as long as she was a good mom to you, you should jot be embarrassed of her.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015