Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML

by juice723 / 11/20/2013 at 6:09am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • Hey, it's better than being called doperman.

    #1 - On 11/20/2013 at 10:00am by jsni2132

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  • Who cares about the nickname. The real focus is that you took a positive step to change your life, and that's what's important here.

    #6 - On 11/20/2013 at 10:03am by JasonUMN

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