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Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37531) - you deserved it (2796)

On 11/20/2013 at 6:09am - misc - by juice723 - United States (Massachusetts)

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Hey, it's better than being called doperman.

#1 - On 11/20/2013 at 10:00am by jsni2132

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Who cares about the nickname. The real focus is that you took a positive step to change your life, and that's what's important here.

#6 - On 11/20/2013 at 10:03am by JasonUMN

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