Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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olpally 32
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
NewYork0212 4
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;
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Comments (81)
datbadvodoojuju 6
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Kibaruto 33
You are the worst type of person.
olpally 32
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
SWC_Penguin 17
Start writing EVERYTHING down. Shouldn't take long at the rate she's going.
knight2109 12
I would assume filing a false police report is illegal in pretty much every civilized county.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#23 how is false she's harassing them and she's probably only begun to start.
TheCaramelKing 11
I think #23 was talking about the ex calling the cops on OP and her boyfriend.
knight2109 12
#27 is correct.
NewYork0212 4
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;
dvojplisen 25
Wow, you DID find out! Cheese for everyone!!
sunnyray812 42
Of course she wouldn't want that happening. She must be keeping a watchful eye (and ear) on the both of them to make sure they don't fool around. Typical home-wrecking ex.
Sh3lbs 6
I'd have extremely loud, passionate sex. Give that Crazy bitch something to actually listen to, say his name and everything!
Ariet 20
Ah, that sucks! Either ignore her or get even. She's obviously jealous of you.
Ghost308 11
Might as well make it all worth it!!
Welshite 39
Complain to your apartment management. You shouldn't let her get away with this. At the least, it is harassment.
kellenp10 9
Gotta get your money's worth
cactusdesu 15
Your money's worth of what?
Zimmington 21
Isn't calling the cops under false pretenses illegal in Canada?
DaDezza244 31
I'm pretty sure making a false statement to the police is illegal in all countries, not just Canada
Zimmington 21
I live in America & they're really strict about here. But I didn't want to make assumptions & get a lot of "That's not illegal in Canada replies" so I formed it as a question.
NandaPanda 22
That sounds like something I would come up with if put in OP's situation lolz XD
Grand_Cookie 21
Poop on her door mat.
Kibaruto 33
This would probably solve all conflicts.
CrabbityAnn 10
I'm no forensic scientist but if anyone bothered to investigate who that phantom shitter was couldn't they trace your DNA or something from your poop? Lol
ApollosMyth 22
Theoretically, they could. Realistically though, no. They aren't going to waste hundreds if not thousands of dollars to find out who shit on someone's doorstep.
xomelodygervais 8
Hahahaha thank you for making my day