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Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45841) - you deserved it (4153)

On 11/11/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by LetMeOut - United States (Texas)

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I guess it's your turn to yell at him.

#1 - On 11/11/2013 at 4:21pm by SadisticPlatypi

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but did you make an effort to remind him? or did you just sit there and watch him do the work before telling him to let you out?

#3 - On 11/11/2013 at 4:22pm by isallwaysme

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