Grandson
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ontario, United States
Public freakout
Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML
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whatcase 16
Grandma strikes again!
Krystal3408 32
I need to know the story behind this one...
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whatcase 16
Grandma strikes again!
KatieMajestic 17
With her walking stick of doom!
Krystal3408 32
And her dentures of death!
Ambient25 24
and her drawn out storytelling!
JMichael 25
And her purse of agonizing pain.
Ambient25 24
And her hate for kids on the grass!
Sports_guy3 28
That's awesome!!! Elders: 1 Youngs: 0
misspulkadot24 17
And her old mints that expired in the 50's!
mercifulbane 3
curious as to why she beat the shit out of him
184886837272837 32
I'm wondering if this is the same granny who went out scaring kids in a bobo mask
Telperion 8
And her clown car of a granny purse!
Arrow44 10
Alright guys these jokes are going downhill.......just like grandma's sanity!
\ 28
#66 And her reproductive capacity.
zomgbies 17
Dont mess with the elderly. If they can't win with their fists..... they have canes, walkers and electric scooters. Plus a healthy case of DILLIGAF.
Pokelad 12
I would like to know why somebody beating up another is apparently funny. I really think it's disgusting that so many people's reactions are 'your grandma is awesome' and immediately assume the dad deserved to get beaten up, whilst if it was the poster's grandpa beating up his mom, there'd be an outcry. How many commentors actually see the dad as a victim? Violence should never be funny.
GrimmReefer92 9
#92 Boo you stink
buttcramp 21
omg Lmao!
JM71195 9
#92 I partially agree with you on the fact that the father could well have been victim and its too bad people always jump to conclusions in situations like these. but you gotta admit, violence can be pretty damn funny
kangx1 28
I love your picture lmao btw this needs a follow up
shinikageWolf 15
Don't forget her poison gas attacks. Yeah Grandma can produce her own airborne poison.
JustBeingAwesome 22
Grannies rock!
hghrider123456 9
Is OPs grandma named betty white?
BadApple88 29
Bad Grandma. That should be the next Jackass movie lol
AntiPrude 26
OP's Dad deserves it for being a weakling.
jenevil27 9
I've heard someone say no son can ever beat their father.. but no son can beat their mother? im sure if he tried he would have hurt her :p
JustBeingAwesome 22
Haha #74, have you seen that granny in Madagascar the cartoon? I doubt if anyone will beat her.. Lol
jenevil27 9
lmao true! shes an animal herself :P
Everyday_Galaxy 14
The zoo is a very dangerous place.
peacheso 31
Super Granny!!! I hope your dad writes an FML about it.
swaggalikethat 22
Wtf gramma?! Can we get some context please, Op?
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
1. I hope this is not a family tradition for your sake 2. I hope your mom did not witness grandmas ass-whoopin techniques 3. Good luck OP
heyitsalberto 7
The zoo brings out the animal inside of everyone
Krystal3408 32
I need to know the story behind this one...
JMichael 25
I could only assume the dad is a 'son in law' and was being an ass to OP's grandma. She got tired of it,went on a rage, and kicked his rude ass. But that's just my guess.
Morqan_Freeman 14
Allow me to tell you the story. It was a hot day wherever they were, the zoo they thought. Perfect place to visit on this weather. A lot of boring story later, they reach said zoo, everyone was having such a great time at the zoo. But not grandma. She knew what her son had always wanted to do. She knew it all her life, never being able to understand why... Her son would furiously try to get it on with the baboon every time he went to this zoo. As he was making his way to jump over to finally meet his dream grandma stepped in and said "You shall not PASS" she hit him with everything she had, which wasn't much but it was enough for her son to change his mind. This was written at 6:30 in the morning by a sleepless Morgan Freeman.
FMLidiot 12
Please give me 15 seconds of my life back..
zelreth 6
Sounds like a kick-ass story.
iknowiwantyou 13
26 that was soo ridic
DevilsAltair 8
Not all in-laws are rude dumbass
sarcasticlover 30
never mess with grandma!
Soundslikeothers 15
That would make a great exhibit at the Zoo
Madster15 14
and on your left you'll see primates in their natural habitat.
slooby_fml 25
Should have picked the shit up and flung it at her
laylarose1396 7
I hate to break it to you but, that's not even funny...
DishnobFruitCum 5
But the grandma beating the shit out of the father is funny? Riiiiiiight...
slooby_fml 25
It's a comment thread on FML...I hate to break it to you, but I don't care. Also, the comma goes before the word "but"
romeonsingcross 15
I hate it when that happens!
SgtAssCheeks 21
... Why do you makenitnsoumd like it's a frequemt occasion? I'm kinda concerned..
NeighSoulSister 6
34- Pretty sure she's being sarcastic.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
#34 let's spellcheck after writing a comment. And in you case, buy a ******* dictionary.
Sp4de 9
Hopefully he had a good reason..
Aleys_fml 21
OP's grandmother beat up OP's dad not then other way around
joawmeens 7
I read it like she beat him at "the zoo", like how you would beat someone at "cards". Your grandma is really good at "the zoo", there's nothing to be ashamed of....
Ramanella 26
No, the place where there is lions, tigers and bears.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Oh my!