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Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37000) - you deserved it (3045)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:38pm - misc - by FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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I read it and thought, "Please don't let this be in the US..." Pleasantly surprised.

#1 - On 11/01/2013 at 8:38pm by toalysium

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In the country of Iowa, Nelson Mandela is the antichrist

#4 - On 11/01/2013 at 8:39pm by hghrider123456

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