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Today, I was refereeing a soccer match and I called a foul. An angry coach kept screaming at me, saying "You're crazy!" I asked him to leave the field. As he left, he lifted his middle finger and screamed, "FUCK YOU!" I ref 5-year-olds. FML

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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What a fantastic role model.

People need to realize that children pick up these things extremely easily. Set an example for them by behaving like you want them to.

#1 - On 10/29/2013 at 5:43pm by Welshite

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Wow, they learned sportsmanship and vocabulary in one game! Who says sports don't build character?

#5 - On 10/29/2013 at 5:45pm by perdix

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