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Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

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And this is why makeup was invented.

#1 - On 10/28/2013 at 5:52pm by inkdeath87

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This is why I find make up so deceiving. It's so powerful that drag queens get mistaken for actual women.

#3 - On 10/28/2013 at 5:52pm by zBLAKEz

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