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Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36014) - you deserved it (10294)

On 10/25/2013 at 8:19am - misc - by karlajjjjj (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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Well that must have been embarrassing...

#1 - On 10/25/2013 at 1:06pm by snowby2

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Braking before turning your head might have worked better. Just a thought.

#4 - On 10/25/2013 at 1:08pm by Nyx

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