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Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decided to go to a bar and make me wait in the car because I'm now the designated driver. FML

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On 10/21/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Pretty sure it's still illegal, since you only have a permit and not a license. They're suppose to be instructing you, not using you. Parents these days.

#1 - On 10/21/2013 at 10:28am by mydadpulledout

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Just wait until you become the errand boy. Fun times...

#2 - On 10/21/2013 at 10:29am by Welshite

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