Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
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Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
Today, I received the bubble wrap that I'd ordered. When I opened the box, almost every single bubble had been popped. At the bottom of the box, there was a sticky note that said, "Sorry." FML
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML
Oh no, the fun police is here
Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML
Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
Hangry
Today, I had a hotdog. I thought the skin was a bit tough but ate it anyway. After reading the packaging later I found out that each hotdog has an individual plastic wrapper. I ate plastic. FML
Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
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Cricketman 10
No one should have to endure that kind of torture.
I_Hug_Cats 26
theres a special place in hell for people like that...
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Comments (173)
Cricketman 10
No one should have to endure that kind of torture.
eddeeezzyy 19
Seriously, though. The person who invented that should be punched in the face.
daniel_dd31 13
Is it even considered bubble wrap anymore?
Snide_Sniper 3
Seriously? I cannot even conceive of the torture necessary for the inventor of this horrible material. Mayhaps the Doc can help.
DocBastard 38
What sort of diabolical mind do you think I have? Do you really think I sit around thinking up new and unique torture devices in my spare time? Ok, I admit it, I do. I call my newest one "The Machine".
Ambient25 24
Your "Machine" gave me a Red Ring of Death on the 3rd day....
\ 28
Does "The Machine" work by shoving Coke bottles up people's rectums???
Ambient25 24
Yes thank you for volunteering
Ashamed_Sister 60
Which evil genius creates such a vicious thing?
AnOriginalName 19
#13, only punched in the face? That spawn of Satan should be popped.
suboy 10
This is even worse than the bubble wrap i just got that doesnt even make a sound. It just deflated, like my excitement.
amisenho 11
That's the evilest thing I can imagine. :')
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Why is this an fml?
kyu_Q 19
ARRRRGGHHH THE HORROR (snaps eyelids)
hatchworth 15
This is the saddest fml i have ever read. Poor OP
Sansa_fml 38
No, it's so horrible. Hope you found some real bubble wrap!
tacos_are_good 8
I feel that feel.
caohm 18
I think you mean to say challenge accepted.
Ambient25 24
I think he meant to say "I gotz swag", to which McDonald's will hire right away
tacos_are_good 8
I think SHE ment to say no to all of that.
Shrouds 14
that stache really threw them off, eh?
dinocween44 10
What animal would invent such a terrible thing?
thisawkwardchick 15
I agree. This should be a sin.
Ashamed_Sister 60
It is a sin and that evil inventor will face eternal damnation.
saraitkddh 47
some people want to watch the world burn
jococo7787 3
DAMN IT COMMIES WHY DO YOU TORTURE US?!
I_Hug_Cats 26
theres a special place in hell for people like that...
Jazmine453 8
I believe you're referring to the throne.
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
DX They make that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? I've lost faith in the world. Bubblewrap is meant to be popped.
Zaros_fml 24
Right next to child molesters and people who talk at the theatre, #4.
TheGreatAlexande 12
You obviously just aren't trying hard enough.
kathryn14 19
Where there's a will, there's a way. It can be popped.
SweetJTBR 22
You know it girl! Go pop those bubbles OP!
gc327072 30
I once came across such wrap. Me and my friends were so frustrated, we duct-taped it to the road and had one of my friends run over it with his truck. Unpoppable? Nope! Also, the fact that it was so tough meant that when it did pop, it was a glorious sonic boom that shook the earth, and rattled tea cups in China.
buckdharma 37
Um, I hate to pop your bubble...
rgriff27 19
What kind of sorcery is that?!
buckdharma 37
Double, double toil and trouble, Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Cool it with baboon's blood, Then the charm is firm and good.
Cazz91 21
The joys of popping bubble wrap have been shattered! What is this world coming to?
IloveToLaugh143 21
Some Star Trek shit or something.
DreamStatic 8
try a hand drill, trust me.
CptnHowdyy 13
I don't want to live on this planet anymore!
AnOriginalName 19
I like this planet, though. Whoever invented such a travesty is the one who needs to be removed from this planet!