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Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML
It's not paranoia if they really are after you.
HEY, WHO THE FUCK IS AT MY WINDOW!?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 1 May 2015