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Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46911) - you deserved it (4364)

On 10/13/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

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If she can't respect your family, dump her ass

#2 - On 10/13/2013 at 8:09pm by AznShadowWc

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I'd fire her.

#1 - On 10/13/2013 at 8:08pm by bgdkmcgee

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