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Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML
Go buy him some new ones as an apologetic gesture. No one should joke like that about glow in the dark markers. No one.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014