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Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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On 10/07/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by loserllamalick (woman) - United States (New York)

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Why us she getting so much hate for this. It's her body. She shouldn't be required to shave.

#19 - On 10/07/2013 at 12:58pm by SparkleFace

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Why should a women be forced to shave if she has a BF? I don't shave during the winter and my boyfriend doesn't care

#30 - On 10/07/2013 at 1:11pm by Sweetpea22

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