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Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML
That's when you say "yes, it has a boo-boo, will you kiss and make it better?"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016