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Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40076) - you deserved it (2525)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Even though you're grounded, don't let that stop you from working out! Congrats for all your hard work, don't let your brother's jealousy get in the way :)

#4 - On 09/29/2013 at 2:43am by Dark__Angel66

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stay true to your self and out a breeding on your brother

#1 - On 09/29/2013 at 2:41am by lanco

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