Miscellaneous: Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding,...

By notnow - 27/09/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2015 09:52 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00

Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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BreynHope 11

Friday 27 September 2013 8:59

Hopefully she felt horrible once she sobered up. I bet your wedding was great and wonderful. Congratulations, OP!

AnOriginalName 19

Friday 27 September 2013 9:02

Sounds like it's time to pump some more alcohol into her so that she passes out and misses the whole thing!

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BreynHope 11

Friday 27 September 2013 8:59

Hopefully she felt horrible once she sobered up. I bet your wedding was great and wonderful. Congratulations, OP!

ItsAUnicorn 27

Friday 27 September 2013 9:00

I'm so sorry that your mother had to take all the attention away from you on your special day OP :/ She should be ashamed of herself

Chellec2013 28

Friday 27 September 2013 9:01

She was just so depressed that her little girl is growing up and no longer needs her. Congratulations and many happy years to you OP!

AnOriginalName 19

Friday 27 September 2013 9:02

Sounds like it's time to pump some more alcohol into her so that she passes out and misses the whole thing!

BlueMoonCafe 12

Friday 27 September 2013 9:03

I don't understand how any mother could be so selfish and want to take away attention from her daughter on her special day. I hope she didn't take your mind away from all of the wonderful aspects of getting married. Congratulations!

NeighSoulSister 6

Friday 27 September 2013 18:24

To me, it doesn't seem like she meant to do it. I think she's just sad that her little girl is growing up.

cakefete2 30

Friday 27 September 2013 9:04

Well, on the bright side, congrats OP.

kumarina 35

Friday 27 September 2013 9:09

Maybe she was getting sick of the alcohol, hope you had a nice wedding! Congrats!

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Friday 27 September 2013 9:10

this is where your dad steps in so you can have your day

VancouverGuy89 9

Friday 27 September 2013 9:16

I'm guessing her wedding wasn't as nice as yours and she got upset

sunnyray812 42

Friday 27 September 2013 9:25

Some parents just can't handle letting their children get on with their lives.

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