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Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by -.- - United States (California)

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Doctors do say that, instead of your hand, you're supposed to use the crook of the arm to cover your mouth when you cough. They just don't usually specify whose arm.

#4 - On 09/21/2013 at 10:06am by DocBastard

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He should be arrested for arm robbery!

#8 - On 09/21/2013 at 10:11am by perdix

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