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Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45167) - you deserved it (5132)

On 09/14/2013 at 3:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

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Well, movie popcorn is expensive.

#1 - On 09/14/2013 at 8:19pm by Welshite

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And your son is now scarred for life.

#2 - On 09/14/2013 at 8:20pm by pam241

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