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Today, my boyfriend and best friend decided to "help" by assembling my new front porch while I was away. Ecstatic, they displayed their handiwork. It's charming how the porch is precariously balanced, it leans in such a way that it appears it will fall over if you walk through the front door. FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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How unfortunate, although they were trying to help, perhaps a professional was need!

#1 - On 09/11/2013 at 9:58am by 10nachoman10

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Hey at least you have some good friends that actually tried to do something nice for you.

#2 - On 09/11/2013 at 9:58am by Ian7890

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