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Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42379) - you deserved it (2885)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by areyoukiddingme - United States

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Sounds like she needs to lay off the alcohol.

Sorry op. Happy belated birthday!

#2 - On 09/07/2013 at 6:05am by Eorlas

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Who fucking cares if she yelled at you. It's your day. Enjoy it.

And eat some cake. Mmmmm...cake...

#9 - On 09/07/2013 at 6:33am by DocBastard

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