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Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

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On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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He sounds like a fungi to be around! Don't be so sporing OP, have a laugh!

#3 - On 09/05/2013 at 10:07am by Pleonasm

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That's prettt much how I spend everyday, even without shrooms.

#1 - On 09/05/2013 at 10:02am by Renesaga

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