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Today, I spent a large portion of the afternoon playing hide and seek with the door-to-door salesman who saw me sneak in the back door and won't stop knocking. No amount of hiding behind the couch will make him go away. FML

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On 09/04/2013 at 1:25am - misc - by my back hurts - Australia (South Australia)

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Unless he's selling Cheetos, you might as well punch him in the face.

#3 - On 09/04/2013 at 6:04am by tswizz

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Why do you need to hide? You both know you're in the house, and it's his time he's wasting if he keeps knocking. Just go about doing what you'd normally do and he'll get bored. You do realise it's not some kind of wacky scenario where you opening the door to him is inevitable, right?

#2 - On 09/04/2013 at 6:04am by Mahendra1

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