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Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML

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On 08/26/2013 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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hopefully you stood up for your mother-in-law and told her husband if he didn't like your taste in wine to purchase his own.

#1 - On 08/27/2013 at 3:05am by ireply_wlyrics

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Welp, you tried, ultimately though, you failed. The important question: did you stand up for the mom in law, or not? That wins you points in the moms book, or makes you lose points.

#2 - On 08/27/2013 at 3:06am by Infamous_Tora

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