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Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML

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On 08/23/2013 at 3:40am - misc - by seriously? -

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How? Seems to me the only way in doing that is actually successfully doing suicide.

#1 - On 08/23/2013 at 10:08am by anythingmustbe

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Fuck this shit, I'm gonna be your best friend now. we don't need him ! *wrap arm around shoulder and walks away* seriously, didn't you think about reconsidering your friend ship with this douchebag ?

#3 - On 08/23/2013 at 10:10am by ropeandneck

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